winstonplaysdrumsatsoundcheck:

the bisexuals have officially claimed Steven G. Rogers as one of our own

bi-privilege:

though bisexuals have long been considered stable by scientists, it was recently discovered that they are, in fact slightly radioactive. their half life is longer than a billion times the age of the universe. also we’re sparkly as fuck.

I refuse to see The Salvation until it’s confirmed that the make out scene between Mads and JDM includes a flash of daddy tummy and lots of tushie squeezin’.