the bisexuals have officially claimed Steven G. Rogers as one of our own


though bisexuals have long been considered stable by scientists, it was recently discovered that they are, in fact slightly radioactive. their half life is longer than a billion times the age of the universe. also we’re sparkly as fuck.

I refuse to see The Salvation until it’s confirmed that the make out scene between Mads and JDM includes a flash of daddy tummy and lots of tushie squeezin’.